The cops will understand
Do you think my baby will forgive me if it never meets it’s father because I KILLED HIM? I mean, I could always prop the body up on the couch in front of his computer. He’d have the same level of interaction with his family as he does now. The only people who might notice are the 14 year olds he plays World of Warcraft with, but I’m sure they can find someone else to call a homo and kill dragons.
I suppose I’d have to find someone else to clean the litterbox once a month, but that won’t be too hard. MOST PEOPLE are willing to help out a pregnant woman, even if they’re in the middle of fighting imaginary wizards and sh*t.
If the cops don’t understand, I would. Between the XBox and Fantasy sports, sometimes I get downright homicidal.
Sounds like someone has a hankering for some bonerkilling.
You could also get one of those littler genies, which is self cleaning!
pssh, the baby doesn’t even have to know it ever HAD a daddy. Mommy just went to the sperm bank and that was that! Also, what is the deal with that Warcraft garbage, it was all my little brother talked about all weekend?
Oh honey, I’m sorry. I know a couple that has had their marriage nearly ruined by Warcraft and other games. Once the wife fumed “I think the only reason he comes upstairs is because the game doesn’t put out.”
I’m so sorry, but thank you for reinforcing my desire to remain single!