Mom confession #1

Last night, I learned a new skill: breastfeeding while in the bathroom. Everyone else was asleep and removing my boob from the baby’s mouth caused ear-splitting, child abuse levels of screaming so I didn’t really have a choice. I guess the other option was to just pee on the couch, but I’m pretty sure Baby Evan has the furniture-wetting covered on his own. He might get jealous if I stole his thunder.

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  1. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    I think that is quite understandable!

  2. J.D.Regent says:

    Hell, you’re already on a close personal basis with his bathroom activities; he can hardly complain about yours.

  3. sarrible says:

    It’s true: You really cannot go five minutes without saying or typing “boob,” can you?

  4. bebehblog says:

    Boob. Boob boob boob boob boob.


  5. Brigid says:

    I just let him cry when I pee. I figure he won’t burst a vein or scream himself hoarse in the 45 seconds it takes me to pee, wipe, yank up my pants, and wash my hands (I’m very efficient). If I have to poo I wake someone up to take care of him, though.

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