I bet you wish you could un-read this

Every time I sneeze I think “OMG MY WATER JUST BROKE.”

But really I’m just peeing a little.

Just to be safe I bought a waterproof mattress cover and a warehouse club sized box of heavy duty maxi pads today. God, being pregnant is SO SEXY.

4 Responses to “I bet you wish you could un-read this”

  1. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Bless you, I hope Baby E makes his appearance ASAP.

  2. stacyinbean says:

    I just laughed so hard I almost peed. You are the awesomest pregnant lady EVER.

  3. Brigid says:

    We got a set of waterproof changing pads, including one that goes on the crib mattress. I’d been sleeping on it, which is why we didn’t have to throw our mattress out when my water broke and fifty gallons of amniotic fluid flooded the bed, the floor of the bedroom, the hallway, the bathroom, my pants, and drained into the toilet. Seriously. Fifty gallons.

  4. bebehblog says:

    Brigid – I am insanely sorry I haven’t seen your blog until now. Congrats on the baby!! You give me hope for an early delivery.

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