Graduation!
E and I got a certificate of graduation at class tonight. I guess this means I’m now allowed to give birth, although I’m pretty sure they couldn’t have stopped me anyways. I was generally pleased with the class, but didn’t learn much that wasn’t already in What to Expect. I think making people take classes BEFORE they get pregnant would be a better idea. It could be a combination preparedness/maybe-you-should-think-about-this-a-little-more/teen birth control class. I’d start by showing them my nipples.
Maybe you should go to high schools and teach that class.
I don’t think they let you flash your nipples in high schools.
what she said.
Nipple flashing is always allowed
HE SPEAKS! And in regards to something as important as nipple flashing! Seriously though, the pre-pregnancy classes would be genius!
If I ever accomplish this, I will be sure to give you credit and send you an invitation to speak!!! Your assumptions are totally correct.