Dance Mom

Caroline had her first ballet recital on Friday night. She’s taken 13 weeks of classes and she’s only three and half, which means about 75% of the performance was her staring into the wings to watch the teacher and 25% was her screaming the words to “Deep In The Heart Of Texas” with a giant, dramatic point at the audience for every “Texas!!!!!!!”

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That was pretty standard for the entire class, although there were a couple of girls who you can imagine on So You Think You Can Dance in 15 years (or whatever the 2030 equivalent is – So You Managed ┬áTo Not Let Technology and Common Core Ruin Your Life And Are Capable Of Expressing Emotion With Your Movement Directly Into Our Brains??). They’ll say things like “I’ve always loved being on the stage” and “I can just feel the music and connect with it naturally.”

Caroline will probably not be that girl. I mean, this is a really early prediction and far be it from me to crush her dreams in any way and if she wanted to spend the next decade in dance classes I will be NOTHING but supportive. But I do not thing dance is going to be her thing.

Dress rehearsal was…long. And a little stressful. The class is through a local town’s parks & rec department but the instructor REALLY wants the kids to do a good job so she can be capital-I Intense. There may have been some yelling because the 3 year olds didn’t have the laces on their ballet shoes tucked in. There was some public scolding about an improper hair clip. The teacher is basically a SAINT for dealing with. like, 100 kids whose parents don’t care enough to pay for fancy dance but want a recital anyway, but even saints lose their shit a little bit right before curtain.

By the end of rehearsal, when all Caroline had left to do was the Hokey Pokey with the rest of the little kid classes, she lost it. She was the kid – the only kid – who ran off stage crying that she wanted her mommy and didn’t like dance anymore. I left Evan to misbehave in the audience while I tried to coax Caroline back on stage.

When I say “coax”, I mean I tried every single thing I could think of that didn’t involve physically dragging her on stage and leaving her there. I told her she needed to be a big girl. I told her she could quit if she wanted to and we could go home. I told her she was being ridiculous. I promised her ice cream if she would JUST STOP freaking out. I told her everyone got scared before they went on stage and it was totally OK and I loved her no matter what. I told her dancing was FUN and she LOVED dancing and why didn’t she want to do some FUN DANCING on the stage?

I don’t really know what my parenting style might be called, but it is definitely not “consistent”. I have no idea what I am doing.

The next night, before the actual performance, she threw a fit again. I was supposed to drop her off with her class back stage but every time I tried to leave her eyes filled with tears. There was an incident with her hair bow (apparently it was on the wrong side and needed to be moved despite the fact that no one had EVER said ANYTHING about WHICH SIDE it needed to be on before WHATEVER I DON’T CARE) and she started crying again. I went back to comfort her (mistake!) and she started the clinging/crying/yet insisting she DID want to dance cycle all over.

I left. I sat in the audience with all my crossables crossed that she at least WENT on stage, even if she just stood there.

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And she did great! Once she was out on the stage under the lights she performed and hammed it up and blew kisses. She loved the applause and the cheering and being the center of attention. She did both routines as perfectly as I could have hoped from a 3 year old. It was adorable.

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But even though it ended well, I’m not sure how I feel about signing her for more classes. I don’t want to be the mom who pushes her kid to perform when she doesn’t want to. I didn’t like snapping at her not to mess up her hair or smush her skirt. I am embarrassed that I was embarrassed when she was upset and even though she knows I am SO proud of her I don’t want her to feel disappointed in herself if she messes up. I loved dance class when I was a kid but never really loved the recital part. To this day I have that nightmare where you show up backstage and realize you have NO idea how the routine goes.

I am probably (definitely) overthinking this. Caroline is 3. If she says she wants to take ballet again in the fall, she can take ballet again in the fall. If she DOESN’T want to do the recital next June, she doesn’t have to do the recital. I do not have to have a philosophical discussion with myself over Intro Ballet or Beginner Tap and whether or not I am turning into a crazy Dance Mom after ONE recital. If you ask Caroline right now if she liked performing she will say “YES!” and shout at you about the stars at night and their largeness and brightness. That’s really what matters. But I think I learned something about myself and my parenting I am not sure I’m totally sure I like what I learned.

Let’s ignore my poor parenting and just squee over how adorable my daughter is instead.

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Adorable cowgirl themed finale costume handmade by me…HAHAHAHAHA NO, I bought it on Etsy. I could have tried to find her some jeans and a bandanna but this was easier to do from the couch.

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7 Responses to “Dance Mom”

  1. Meg says:

    1. She is TOTALLY adorable, and I bet she LOVED getting flowers.

    2. I sat through a recital on Saturday for the place where I taught piano lessons (until last week…free at last, free at last!!). It was mostly dance, a couple of karate exhibitions, and three of my music students. It’s funny how kids can do a SUPERB job in practice and lessons, but then royally mess up on stage. One of my piano students who nailed her song in her lesson on Thursday, and had been practicing it for a couple of months, made SO MANY mistakes on stage due to nerves. But I’d never ever tell her that, I’d only say, “You were wonderful.”

    Anyway, in the dance parts, there was one group of five little girls–probably about 5 years old?–doing some ballet to “Let It Go” in adorable sparkly dresses. And four of them started dancing while the fifth…stood there and sobbed. The whole audience sat there, clutching pearls, “aww”-ing quietly, until after a moment, out runs the dance teacher. I thought she’d grab the crying girl and carry her off, but instead she grabbed her hand, gave her a big smile, and did the dance with her. And they finished the number like that–with teacher out there holding this little girls hand, helping her, and calming her.

    I can’t help but think Caroline’s dance teacher could take a few cues from that.

    I think you’ve got a handle on it. You know that if Caroline freaks out over going back, that it’s okay if she doesn’t do dance. And if she goes back and is happy but doesn’t want to perform, that’s okay, too. You’re doing fine.

  2. Audrey says:

    She looks so cute i had to stop myself from looking up the cost of local dance classes for Del. Again. Don’t sweat the parenting stuff. Remember you are pregnant and tired and stress makes us all crazy. Even little girls. Even excellent mamas.

  3. Fionnuala Darby-Hudgens says:

    I hear you on EVERY point. We are four years deep. And I hate recital. And O is no ballerina, or hip hop sensation.

  4. Stacia says:

    I don’t know what to say so I don’t sound like a total sap who is a complete stranger to you – but I really enjoy your blog. And that you keep writing it when so many have stopped. You sound like a real person and it is beyond refreshing. I have four kids – and at some point in the last three pregnancies I have had seriously questions and doubts about my abilities as a parent. I don’t know if it’s “normal” – but at least you’re not alone, which always makes me feel better. The good news is – you are a good parent or you wouldn’t question it. If you need to adjust you will. Also – Caroline looks absolutely darling. Cannot wait to see Bebeh #3! :-)

  5. Stacia says:

    *questioned and *doubted – gah, I hate typos.

  6. Britt says:

    I love the hair bow, where did you find the hair bow ‘wand’? I run a hair bow shop ( ) and would love to source some fun hair bows like that!


    • bebehblog says:

      That star bow came with her recital dress, which the dance teacher ordered from some costume supplier.

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