8 weeks
Happy 8 weeks Baby! I’m not going to tell you about your 2 month check up on Tuesday where OHMIGOD AWFUL HORRIBLE TERRIBLE things will happen to you in the name of protecting both your tiny self and others from crippling and/or deadly childhood diseases. Good thing you can’t read or you’d be giving me this face right now:
Your baby just made my ovaries explode. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.
2 month checkup is OMG MOST TRAUMATIC THING EVER.
Poor little guy. :(