2 Years

July 24, 2010 marks the 2 year bloggiversary of Bebehblog. I think the traditional gift is air in a can. Or maybe pants in the next size up. It’s sometimes hard to believe that I’ve been posting for that long, especially when I look at how far I HAVEN’T come. I may actually have fewer readers today than I did on that first post, thanks to my penchant for describing the state of my cervix in detail. (Don’t worry, if you missed it the first time around I’ll be doing it again at Christmas!)

But a lot of things have changed. I don’t just write anonymously into a void anymore. I write for my family, for my extended family, for friends who have moved away and for new friends. I have a real ad network that might some day actually pay me something. I’ve joined the fourth circle of hell known as Top Baby Blogs. PR people have suddenly noticed my existence and want me to tell you about their great new *insert product totally inappropriate for pregnant woman/toddler here*. Love it or hate it, I’ve starting doing giveaways. I became a Twitter addict. I bought a fancy new camera and started pretending I was the Pioneer Woman.

But despite all of that, I still feel like I write mostly for me and because I like to make people laugh. Which is why I started, those long 24 months ago, and why I can’t see myself stopping any time soon. In honor of this very special anniversary, please enjoy the post from my very first day as a Bebehblogger, written practically seconds after finding out I was knocked up.

WARNING: Several mentions of where bebehs come from below! Let this be a warning to anyone who thinks “Oh no, I’m anonymous!  My mother/grandmother/friend Amanda’s step-dad will NEVER find my blog!”


“For something called ‘Clear Blue’, this thing isn’t very clear is it?” said my husband E as we squinted at the pregnancy test, looking for one vertical line.  “Look! It’s right there! I can see it!” I insisted.  “I don’t see it…wait, there it is! No I don’t…oh hold on! Wait…never mind” said E. Stupid pregnancy test, we both agreed. We’ll buy a new box.

We’ve talked about having kids since we got married in August 2004, but only decided the time was “right” last October. But then we decided we should probably wait until he made some career decisions. In January my grandfather died and I had one of those if-we-don’t-have-kids-soon-so-many-people-we-love-might-never-meet-them moments. We decided again to start trying. But I had promised to be Maid of Honor in my best friend’s wedding, so I didn’t want to be pregnant for that.  In March we decided the time was never going to be perfectly right so I threw out my birth control pills. No baby in April. E was out of town for his job in May and the first part of June, so I did some period math and figured out the first weekend he’d be home was just about the week I’d be ovulating. Did you know that when it comes to babies, everything gets counted from the first day of your period? For years I’ve thought I was most fertile two weeks after the end of my period. Nope. It’s days 10-14 of your whole cycle. Aaaaand now that I think about it, I’m damn lucky I never got pregnant accidentally due to my poor reproductive knowledge.

We had sex twice the weekend that was supposed to be right for baby-making. A week later I declared I was feeling queasy and must have morning sickness. Six days before my period I couldn’t take it anymore and bought a box of early response tests. The next morning I peed on the stick and waited three minutes, staring at my bathroom floor. It really needs to be cleaned. Times up, no line. Not even a really really really faint maybe-I-see-it line. According to the very long instructions in the box, there was still almost a 50% chance I was pregnant, but seeing the results come out negative seemed so final to me. I put pregnancy out of my mind and vowed to try again next month.

My period didn’t come. When I was officially 6 days late I couldn’t take the stress of waiting anymore, so I tried another Clear Blue test. This is how we ended up in the kitchen with a piece of plastic I had recently urinated on. “Maybe I’m just a little bit pregnant?” I suggested, even though I knew this isn’t really possible. “We’ll go get a better, fancier test. A digital test,” suggested my technophile husband.

Sunday July 20th, my mother’s birthday, I took the better, fancier test. PREGNANT said the little window. I just stared at it with my mouth hanging open. “What’s the matter? What does it say?” E asked, grabbing it from me. “Hey, good job!” he said when he saw it. “Um, thanks. I’m pregnant,” I said, in case he was still unclear. “Yeah you are!” he grinned. “I’m pregnant” I said again, showing off my awesome conversation skills, “What do I do now?”

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10 Responses to “2 Years”

  1. Alena says:

    Why do these stories make me CRY?! UGH. I mean seriously. baby fever needs to GO AWAY. My uterus is an evil bitch.

    But I will say…I totally understood the “how the hell did I ever get KTFU before?!” I knew nothing about where babies REALLY come from. The timing…the days…the counting…the waiting. When we decided to start trying it was like “Holy information batman”. I am grateful for the internet and it’s ability to educate me.

  2. raincheckmom says:

    What? Wait! You had SEX??? ;-)

  3. Aww! This was nice :) I can picture standing in my back yard in New Jersey talking to you on the phone when you said “I’m pregnant! and I started a blog about the baby (paraphrasing)” and I said “Congratulations! and What’s a blog?”. Congratulations on your big milestone and thanks for the two years of laughs! :)

  4. Audrey says:

    We have now successfully gotten pregnant twice…and I’m still trying to educate my husband on the difference between “trying” and what we did. I never counted anything or did any of that stuff generally associated with “trying”. We decided to start letting nature do it’s thing rather than stopping it with contraceptives…he says that’s “trying”. Pfft. And yeah..I showed him our pregnancy test this time, one of the lines was lighter than the other but they were both there. He says, “that means we’re not, right?” Men.

  5. TMae says:

    Happy bloggiversary! I’m certainly glad to have found you – you keep me laughing, and smiling. (Notice the clicky name? :-))

  6. Awwwww, I remember you dithering in the Jez comments about doing this. I think it was possibly a post about how every hates mommy bloggers. I am glad you had the courage to do this because it has been entertaining as hell.

  7. Barbra says:

    congratulations on your bloggiversary! i love your blog and ready it just about daily. hope you are able to keep it up!

    and @Audrey: i went through the same thing with my husband! we eventually agreed to call it “not not trying”

  8. Emmie Bee says:

    “Hey good job!” -Best reaction ever. I’m glad you’ve been blogging for two years- because I’ve been reading for one and if you were to stop I’d probably cry.

  9. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Hooray for you!!!!

  10. Jen F (from Robinson) says:

    Happy bloggiversary to you!! For the record… yours is the only blog I actually check on a daily basis.

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